Since leaving NZ I’ve seen my fair share of … erm… ‘urban outdoorsmen’, but this guy has to be the creepiest by a country mile. If you’re ever passing though Soho and have an abnormal fear of clowns, make sure you stay the hell away from Golden Square at lunchtime.
- Dave’s dressed as ‘Pogo the Clown‘, aka Chicago serial killer John Wayne Gacy. I have to admit the outfit is pretty much bang-on, right down to the red eyes.
- Gary, the guy in the middle (also a Kiwi), is dressed as Steve Irwin – surely the costume of 2006 (apologies to Bill Maher, who probably thought of it first. Actually, fuck Bill Maher – he hasn’t been funny in a long, long while. Ok, maybe a little funny).
- Like I said – they breed ’em classy round our way.