Roll up! Roll up! The tote is open!

Ok so it looks pretty clear to me that Lindsay Lohan is headed for the slammer. Now taking bets on:

  • Length of her sentence
  • Number of days she’ll actually serve
  • Prison bitch name
  • Nature of inevitible mid-sentence sensation
  • Nature of first post-release interview

For what it’s worth here are my own picks:

  • 30 days
  • 3 days in the pokey, balance served at home
  • The Undertaker
  • Names Robert Downey Jr as her AA sponsor
  • Howard Stern’s radio show on Sirius. He’ll ask her do do a line of blow live on the air and she’ll do it.

Five bucks a pop, winner takes all. Make checks out to California Alcoholic Seeks Help (just the initials will be fine)

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