Paris gets dissed by TLP

An article in The London Paper today, discussing Paris Hilton’s work ethic (sic), referred to the 26 year-old erm… [what the fuck does she do?] as:

a tireless socialite-cum-workhorse


And a nickname was born. Reminds me of a comment I read (don’t ask me why) in Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report:

her anus was unremarkable

That’s some cold shit right there. He could at least have sweetened the blow with something like “… but she has a lovely personality / great tits.”

I must need coffee.


1 Response to “Paris gets dissed by TLP”

  1. 1 Simonne September 23, 2007 at 7:54 am

    Seriously? You read that whole thing?

    You definitely need coffee. And a nice game of scrabble.

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