John Mayer is a douchebag

But the eulogy he wrote for Paul Newman was pretty cool. Re-posted below, without the author’s permission. Because, after all, he is a douchebag.

Paul Newman

I’m not sure when or where it started, but I used to play this game with my friends where we’d try and figure out who the “heaviest” legend was in terms of having the clout to bump another superstar from a reservation at a packed restaurant on a Saturday night. It starts to get fun when you work your way up to bickering about whether Robert De Niro bumps Bob Dylan, or Springsteen bumps Bono, but the game quickly runs out of steam when you realize that nobody can top Paul Newman. You can sort of picture Bill Clinton standing at the front of Nobu waiting for a table to pay their check, smiling and whispering “Paul NEWMAN is here!”

Nobody will ever be that cool again.


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